there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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