Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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