man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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