..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Come on in and take your pants off
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