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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

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His name should be shouldn't

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(813): View more from Florida

He had one of those small greek statue penises

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.

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(206): View more from Washington

it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster

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(609): View more from New Jersey

did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

What's the mantra for Sunday?

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I will not have sex with him.

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(207): View more from Maine

my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain

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