if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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