It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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