I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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