You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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