I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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