it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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