drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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