my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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