before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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