i can't believe i had my finger in that
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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