You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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