As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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