it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
