lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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