: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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