Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Semen is not good for contacts.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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