I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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