Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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