I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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