The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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