Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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