the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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