Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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