It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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