yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
