We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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