Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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