There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle