Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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