I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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