well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We need to get me chipped asap
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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