Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
