So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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