I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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