question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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