At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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