I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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