literally had 100 drinks last night.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Randomize
