I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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