North Korea, Best Korea!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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