You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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