she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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