I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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