I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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