Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he shaved USA in his pubs
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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