Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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