I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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