i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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