yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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