im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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