he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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