Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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